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{\an8}Something's up.

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Something big?

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The Archangel Gabriel has vanished.

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Argh! Gabriel!

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Gabriel...

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He's in trouble.

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Who am I?

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We need to keep him here and hide him.

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Hooray!
Let the book selling commence.

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You been together long?

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- Who?
- You and your partner.

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Oh, no, no, it's not like that.

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I am an angel.
You are a demon.

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We're hereditary enemies.

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Get thee behind me, fowl fiend.

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After you.

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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
What's all this then?

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- Who's this now?
- Inspector Constable.

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- That's my name.
- Of course it is.

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Crowley's got Gabriel, hasn't he?

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We storm the bookshop, killing anything

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that stands in our way.

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I haven't done this since the great war.

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You blew up your halo!

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I think we need to have
a bit of a chinwag.

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He asked who I thought
should take over in heaven.

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There's only one candidate,
and that's you.

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- Tell me you said "no."
- I can make a difference.

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I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub
can go off together,

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then it could have been us.

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I forgive you.

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Don't bother.

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The next step
in the great plan.

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Can I know what it is?

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We call it "The Second Coming."

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Makes you wonder
what God's really planning.

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I can't believe it's over.

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And over in a glorious victory,
Aziraphale.

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Quite outstanding.

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Yes, I suppose so.

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At a cost, of course.

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How many did we lose
in the last offensive?

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About a hundred, I'm afraid.

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They took us by surprise.

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The whole thing was ghastly.

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Aziraphale was inspiring
and a remarkable strategist.

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Just doing my job.

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The battle fought here,

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at the centre of all creation,

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turned the tide.

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They tried to gain control
of the Eternal Flame,

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and they lost!

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Better tell the troops
the good news, eh?

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If you shout out or do anything
to attract attention,

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you will be a dead angel.
Do you understand?

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Give me the sword.

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So you didn't actually
have a weapon, then,

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- when you were threatening me?
- No.

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I lost it in the last battle.

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Hello. I'm...

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General Aziraphale,
I know who you are.

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I saw you on the battlefield.

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I have a lot of questions,

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and nobody ever has the answers.

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What's wrong?

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It may hurt, but...

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it'll help to staunch
the wound a little.

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You know, I've spent the war

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smiting Rebel Angels.

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I've never done this before.

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Should I say thank you?

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Better not.

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Thank you for the bandage.

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Probably best if you don't, er...

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don't tell anyone
how you got it.

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Good luck.

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And well done, everyone,
on planned Second Coming.

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And, in addition,

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I'd like to congratulate
Michael and the team

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on solving the logistics
of materialising

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a full-size plane carrying
a human passenger

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in mid-flight.

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And I'm glad to see
you are all as excited as I am.

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Any updates?

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Ah, yes, Muriel.

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You wanted me to tell you
when he was awake.

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And incarnate.

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And, well, he is. Both.

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Wonderful.
And how did he take it?

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Um, pretty well.

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He's a bit...

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"Whoa, I've got a body,

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what's this about, then?"
And I'm all,

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"Not really my job,"
and he's all,

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"I have absolutely no idea
what's happening,"

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- and I'm all--
- Everything is set.

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We have the quite long...

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checklist you gave us, Aziraphale.

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- Nothing will go wrong.
- Ahh.

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The car will meet the plane
on the tarmac.

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The Archangel Sandalphon,
good fellow,

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will drive the Risen Christ
directly to the United Nations,

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where Uriel and Michael
will meet him.

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Perhaps with a cup of tea.

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Then Jesus will
make his speech

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to all the nations of the world,

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in all the tongues of the world,

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and then joy unbounded,

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peace on earth,

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and all that good stuff.

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Peace on Earth?

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Right, any questions?
No, good.

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Right. Let's kick off
the Second Coming.

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Oh, hello!

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Um... so I'm pretty sure

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I am Joshua,
er, Son of Joseph.

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Now, my memory's
a bit funny,

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but the last thing I remember,
I was being crucified.

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You transcended the flesh.

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But now you're back.
New flesh.

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And we're sending you
back to Earth

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to bring about
universal happiness.

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Are you sure you've got

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- the right person?
- Oh, absolutely certain.

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You've spent the last couple
of thousand years

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as part
of the triune godhead,

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but now you've got
a mortal body again,

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so you can talk
to humanity, you know,

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- mortal to mortal.
- And tell them

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it's the End Times.

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Well, not quite.

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Not quite?

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Yeah, no, that whole apoc... um,

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well, it's a bit
old-fashioned. You know,

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times have changed,
Um, I was thinking

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we might try something
a little more upbeat.

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"Oh, look out, here comes
universal happiness."

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No, End Times.

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Or... not!

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Happiness? Universal.

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Joy unbounded, et cetera.

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- Has this been signed off?
- Yes, by me.

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- I'm in charge.
- For now.

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- Sorry?
- Nothing.

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Where are the scars?

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I had good carpenter's hands.

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Whole new miraculous physical body.

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You've got to have a body,

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otherwise they're all,
"Who said that?"

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You just need
to give a speech.

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Aziraphale has
prepared it for you.

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You will be
on every television,

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every phone
and each person on Earth will

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hear you talking to them...

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...in their own language.

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Miracle!

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I'm sure it will be very... motivational.

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I think we need to revisit
the "End Times" element.

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- No, we don't.
- And all the smiting

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- we have to do.
- I'm not really following

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any of this, um,

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are any of my friends here?

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Uh... Simon?

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Or Thomas? I'd--
I'd quite like to talk to them.

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It's been a long time.

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My--My mum?

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Thousands of years.

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All the humans...

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you once knew are, um...

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- dead.
- Really?

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Well, what about the angel

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who visited
to give me strength

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the night
before all the, um...

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the nailing business?
Um, Gabriel, I think he said?

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- Oh, did he?
- Yes.

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He wasn't a lot of help,
to be honest,

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I mean, he mainly spoke
about himself, but--

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Also, um, not
in the picture any longer.

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But there must--
wait, the red-haired one,

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with the, um--
with the funny eyes.

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Oh, he showed me
all the cities of the world.

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Oh, he was one of your lot,
too, wasn't he?

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Um... not human?

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Yeah, oh, is he still around?

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Not up here or in Hell.

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He's down on Earth these days.

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Not really our kind of person.

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Oh, but--no,
but he seemed nice.

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He has, er... qualities.

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Okay, well, I mean, if I've got
to go to Earth anyway--

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That won't be appropriate,
I'm afraid.

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Sandalphon here will be
looking after you.

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Fine fellow.

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Oi, Mrs Sandwich!

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I'm not giving you
anything, Crowley.

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Oh, come on,
Mrs. Sandwich.

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Come on, 150 quid.

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Tonight I will finally
get it back.

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Brian won't give up anything
he won fair and square, love.

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This time will be different.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh!

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Freshly watered.

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I'll be back.

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- We have a winner, Mr. Crowley.
- It's just numbers and odds.

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When you've designed
star systems,

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blackjack's a doddle.

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- Another win.
- Boom.

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Come to daddy.

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Oh, hello, Misty!

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Ah!

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It's no fun being drunk
on your own.

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Come on.

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Tell us a funny story about Gorillas.

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Or Dolphins. Go on.

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How much have I won tonight?

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About hundred grand.

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Whooo!

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Hundred thousand smackeroonies!

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...that's got to be enough

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to get Brian
out of the backroom!

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You know it never ends well.

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Take it from me, son.

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Take the win.

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- Ahh.
- Crowley.

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It's the big B.C.

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A hundred thousand quid,
come on.

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That's more
than it's ever worth.

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I won it.
Car's mine.

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I'll toss you for it,
double or nothing.

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You heard what he said.

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Customer's always right.

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I'll tell you what I'll do...

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er, Max, come here, son.

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Yeah, who's this?

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Right, now...

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you find the lady,
and the Bentley's yours.

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That's a shame.

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Bentley's still mine.

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I've lost worst things than that.

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You're a loser, Crowley.

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You only ever come here to lose.

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You could've walked out of here
a very rich man.

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- Oh!
- You're a mug.

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Were you good?

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What do you think
of the speech?

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I think it's a bit on the nose.

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I, um...

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I like telling stories.

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Er, like parables, if you will,

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which, um,
which draw people in.

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Aziraphale wrote it.

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It's been market-tested

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on him.

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<i>Metatron level.</i>

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What?

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What are you doing there?

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You know you are
not allowed up here!

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And what are you doing with that?

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Give it to me! I...

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am the only entity

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authorised to...

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I...

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Stay here.

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Somebody sounded the alarm?

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That would have been me.
Something's wrong.

267
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,560
The Metatron's vanished.

268
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,120
Vanished?

269
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,960
Well, could he have gone for a walk?

270
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,160
He's not in the universe.

271
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,760
That's ridiculous.

272
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,360
- I mean...
- <i>Alarm off.</i>

273
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,760
...the only way
the Metatron would be gone

274
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,240
from the universe is if...

275
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,400
there wasn't a Metatron any longer.

276
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,200
If he was dead, you mean?

277
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:57,040
Of course the Metatron's not dead.

278
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:01,680
Sandalphon... where's Jesus?

279
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,960
<i>Earth.</i>

280
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,840
Oh...

281
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,920
Oh, hello, excuse me.

282
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,280
I'm out of cash, mate, sorry.

283
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,880
No, no, something smells good.

284
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,000
I haven't eaten in a long time.

285
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,680
Here.

286
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,160
Toasted cheese sarnie.

287
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,920
You need it more than I do.

288
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,600
Mmm!

289
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,120
This is really kind of you.

290
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,920
You know, there was
a man who had three sons...

291
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,240
Sorry, mate, food I can do,

292
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,680
but I'm not really up to stories.

293
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,320
Oh, actually,

294
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,160
I'm looking for, um...

295
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,720
he has...

296
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,320
he has red hair and yellow eyes.

297
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,880
He knows a lot of things.

298
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,640
I think he's an angel?

299
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,120
Down there.

300
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,040
Thank you.

301
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,960
Excuse me.

302
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,320
Excuse me.

303
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,040
- I'm sorry to wake you.
- I'm not asleep.

304
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,560
I'm out cold.

305
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,760
Oh. Er, would you like
some of my cheese sarnie?

306
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,840
Leave me alone.

307
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,640
Ooh.

308
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,240
Heartbroken. World broken.

309
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,480
What's the point of anything?

310
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:50,160
I wanted to ask you,

311
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,000
you showed me all those cities.

312
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,160
What should I do now?

313
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,800
Thing is...

314
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,120
the thing is, isn't it--
what was I saying?

315
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,520
You were saying "the thing is..."

316
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:04,360
That thing of the three cards. Isn't it?

317
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,440
Always,

318
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,640
find the lady.
If you learn that, you're set.

319
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,680
Find the lady.
Last time, I bring the baby,

320
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,520
and it's... shuffle shuffle,
shuffle shuffle shuffle.

321
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,520
Shuffle shuffle shuffle,
oh,

322
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,720
everyone was looking
in the wrong place, isn't it?

323
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,920
That thing
with the three cards...

324
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,560
find the lady.

325
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,640
And if I learn to find the lady

326
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,120
with the three cards,

327
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,840
that will help me
understand my purpose here?

328
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,120
You... are...

329
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,280
taking up my valuable
passing out drunk time.

330
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,280
Begone.
All right.

331
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,360
Bye-bye.

332
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,920
Night-night, night-night.

333
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,320
Obviously Jesus won't be

334
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,800
in the Earth Observation Files.

335
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,440
The Antichrist wasn't.

336
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,400
But the Book of Life is
something else entirely.

337
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,760
So, where is it?

338
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,720
Well, it should be...

339
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,600
on that lectern.

340
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,280
Where it's been
since the dawn of time.

341
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,920
It can't just walk away.

342
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,520
We need to report this.

343
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,560
Well, there's not currently
anyone to report to.

344
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,480
The Metatron's done
a bunk, remember.

345
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,200
Indeed.
No Metatron.

346
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,160
As the former Archangel
Sandalphon says.

347
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,720
"Former" Archangel?

348
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,000
Yes, unfortunate demotion,

349
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,400
because of losing the Messiah!

350
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,360
- But you can't--
- We can't lose Jesus

351
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,760
and the Book of Life
at the same time.

352
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,920
- Two things!
- No, we've also lost

353
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,560
the Metatron, three things!

354
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,280
Oh, for...

355
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,080
Oh, dear.

356
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,120
Lot on your plate.

357
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,360
Balls being dropped.

358
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:44,000
Look, why don't I try
to locate the Book of Life?

359
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,520
With, um, with...

360
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,360
Muriel as my Investigating Angel.

361
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,640
And then I can focus
on finding Jesus, yes, yes.

362
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,800
- Yes, excellent plan.
- Go.

363
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,920
The Demotion.
He didn't mean it, did he?

364
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,760
I'm afraid he did,

365
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,440
Junior Recording Angel Sandalphon.

366
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,240
Oh...

367
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,640
Sober him up!

368
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,000
Ha!

369
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,320
Do you think he's dangerous?

370
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,320
Not anymore.

371
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,960
Well, somebody prod him.

372
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,480
He's pretending he's asleep.

373
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,760
Ha!

374
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,760
I quit, Dagon.

375
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,160
Didn't you get the memo?

376
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,960
You didn't send a memo.

377
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,080
That's because I quit.

378
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,400
I'm un-quitting you, forthwith.

379
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:52,840
Upstairs has begun
Operation Second Coming.

380
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,280
Oh, I see.

381
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,360
Mm-hmm.

382
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,600
So the End Times have begun.

383
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,800
Again.

384
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,160
Oh, well, there you go.

385
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,000
No, I don't go.

386
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,800
They've lost him.

387
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,320
Who?

388
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,920
You know.

389
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,760
The one who starts it all off.

390
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,280
- Nailed-up boy.
- Jesus?

391
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,200
Jesus.

392
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,160
And I'm here because...

393
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,520
We need you to find him, Crowley,
before they do.

394
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,080
Right.

395
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,760
You can't even say his name.

396
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,960
What'll you do if you do find him?

397
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,000
A hostage.

398
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,280
With...

399
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,360
Jesus.

400
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,560
...in our hands,

401
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,000
we can attack Heaven!

402
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,040
And the war of all wars

403
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,160
will raineth down!

404
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,160
We'll be living upstairs!

405
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,320
And they'll be down here!

406
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:58,720
You understand humans, Crowley.

407
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,960
So find him, help us, we'll help you.

408
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,040
No.

409
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,840
- No?
- Oh, no.

410
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,120
- No?
- No.

411
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,760
Well, you'll regret this.

412
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,440
I'll add it to the list.

413
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,560
Well, get him out of here.

414
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,000
Are, are you okay?

415
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,880
Er, yes, of course.

416
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,760
I just, um...

417
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,280
Well, I... I need to, er...

418
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,600
sort this out.

419
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,480
Now, where to start?

420
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,360
Why don't you ask your...

421
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,080
"friend" friend to help?

422
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,800
My...

423
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,400
oh, no-no-no--
no, I can't.

424
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,120
That's out of the question.

425
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,120
He might like
to see you anyway.

426
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,400
Last time I saw him,
he wasn't in the best way,

427
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,360
to be honest.

428
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,040
He seemed a bit... lost.

429
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,720
Ah, I never thought
I'd see your face here again.

430
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,080
I, um... um...

431
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,920
Oh, everyone's gone.

432
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,280
Or been bought out.

433
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,040
Not me.

434
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,240
I stick it out here in Soho

435
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,040
like a...
barnacle to a rock.

436
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,400
I, um...

437
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,280
hello.

438
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,240
Look, um, my friend, Crowley,

439
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,280
have you--
have you seen him?

440
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,480
You wouldn't be looking for him
unless you needed something,

441
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,800
'cause you're
a taker, you are.

442
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,080
You never cared for him.

443
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,440
Or Whickber Street.

444
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,000
I... I love Whickber Street.

445
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,400
Yeah? Well, where were you
when it got bad?

446
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,960
You know, I never thought...

447
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,200
you'd be back to gloat.

448
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,360
To gloat?

449
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,560
He's down there.

450
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:08,960
Crowley?

451
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,840
I've, um...

452
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,320
please get up.

453
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,480
I'm fine down here, thanks.

454
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,920
Look, I know you're upset with me.

455
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,160
Yep.

456
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,240
But I'm willing to overlook that.

457
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,720
Because... well,
we have a lot to discuss.

458
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,840
I have nothing to say to you.

459
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,040
If you're expecting me to do
the "I was wrong" dance,

460
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,800
then I'm afraid you'll be
waiting rather a long time.

461
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,680
Oh, we're way beyond
little dances, angel.

462
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,920
Close the door on your way out.

463
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,440
But you... you don't have a door.

464
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,840
Breaks your heart.

465
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,080
Crowley?

466
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,480
You had a bookshop for centuries.

467
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,640
You loved your bookshop.

468
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,080
And then you just walked away.

469
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,400
- What happened here?
- Well, you tell me.

470
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,600
Muriel was meant
to take over the place.

471
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,000
They were here for,
what, a few weeks,

472
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,600
and then closed
the door, and--

473
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,080
I needed Muriel.

474
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,120
I needed someone to work
with me in Heaven

475
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,760
who was... nice.

476
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,560
- Ah.
- But that's not what I meant.

477
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,200
What I meant was, what happened here?

478
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,200
I've been gone for years.

479
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,720
And... the place is a bit dusty, yes,

480
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,720
but...

481
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,120
no windows broken.

482
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,840
Nothing's been taken.

483
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,480
No rodent problem.

484
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,960
You'd expect rats, wouldn't you?

485
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,440
You weren't here.

486
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,480
I wasn't gonna lose
this place as well.

487
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,440
Oh.

488
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,040
Obviously not.

489
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,600
I...

490
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,800
I suppose
I should say thank you.

491
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,680
Better not.

492
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,760
Do you...

493
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,560
Do you want an apology from me?

494
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,480
Mm.

495
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,640
I was trying to do the right thing.

496
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,000
Well, you know what they say
about the road to Hell?

497
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,480
What?

498
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,320
Needs repaving.

499
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,960
Look, Crowley,

500
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,360
I've come to help you.

501
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,440
- Have you?
- Yes.

502
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,080
No, you haven't!
This is about Jesus!

503
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,680
You were bringing him back,
and now you've lost him!

504
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,360
How do you know that?

505
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,400
Live in an alleyway,
people tell you things.

506
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,840
Well...

507
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,120
yes... I mean...

508
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,040
there is that.
I need...

509
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,200
we found the Antichrist
together, you and me.

510
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,040
- Ancient history.
- Jesus remembers you, you know.

511
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,800
Mm-hm, he was asking after you.

512
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,240
He seemed...

513
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,200
well, very nice.

514
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,040
And now he's out there.

515
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,680
On his own.

516
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,520
Poor thing.

517
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,320
I only hope
they don't nail him up again.

518
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Well, they wouldn't
do that again, surely?

519
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,720
Well, they haven't
changed much, have they?

520
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,360
Heaven is looking for him,
Hell will be too.

521
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,040
No one can find him.

522
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,480
Crowley, this is bigger
than you and me.

523
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,680
- Well, I can't help you.
- Why not?

524
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,200
- I don't have a car.
- Well, then, by all means,

525
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,440
get your car-- where is it?

526
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,160
- You've lost it?
- Yes.

527
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,440
How?

528
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,240
I lost it
in a game of skill and chance.

529
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,680
I'm sorry,
I didn't quite get that--

530
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,160
I lost it
in a game of skill and chance.

531
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,680
- To whom?
- Brian Cameron.

532
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,360
Bri...

533
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,520
I've never heard of him.
He sounds like an accountant.

534
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400
How on earth could
you lose your Bentley

535
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,080
to a man named Brian Cameron?

536
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,320
He's a gangster!

537
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,080
<i>I was still sleeping in my car...</i>

538
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,520
Always wanted a classic Bentley.

539
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,760
I thought,
a man who owns a car like that

540
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,920
must definitely be up
for a little wager.

541
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,760
A little game
of skill and chance.

542
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,480
I'm not gonna do that.
This is my house.

543
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,680
Of course I can't, you know,
force you to play.

544
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,200
But what I could do is...

545
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,720
set fire to that little bookshop

546
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,280
and burn it down to the ground

547
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,320
right now.

548
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,160
No, it's 'cause I see you
sleeping outside here,

549
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,800
and I often see you inside.

550
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,360
Keeping a cheeky little eye.

551
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,000
Ah--take the car.

552
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,240
I am a businessman, son,
not a common thief.

553
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,400
I'm merely suggesting we have...

554
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,840
a little gentleman's game.

555
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,360
I've had enough of this.

556
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,400
<i>Your miracle account
is no longer active.</i>

557
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,680
<i>Please go away.</i>

558
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,400
Ah...

559
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,480
My legal department drew this up.

560
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,240
Now, we'll just have a little game.

561
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,880
And you win,

562
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,880
I walk away,
and nothing catches fire.

563
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,680
You lose,

564
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,200
and I get the Bentley.

565
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,480
I'm... not...

566
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,880
No "oomph."

567
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,480
Just sign there now.

568
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,680
So, what's the game?

569
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,280
It's my favourite
board game, actually.

570
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,320
Right, what you got to do is
you got to own everything.

571
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,800
And you leave everyone else

572
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,680
penniless, crushed, and miserable.

573
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,520
Sounds like a game
only a human could invent.

574
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,400
You can be the shoe.

575
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,640
Oh, dear.

576
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,360
You already mortgaged
all your properties,

577
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,320
so kind of, like, wipes you out,

578
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,480
doesn't it really?
Though it's still--it's a--

579
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,400
it's a bloody good game, eh?

580
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,400
Penniless... crushed...
and miserable.

581
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,960
Well,
how on earth did you let him

582
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,520
get away with it?
I mean, a contract's a contract--

583
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,360
What could I do?
Hell had cut me off.

584
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,000
Miracles, not an option.
You were elsewhere.

585
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,920
Yes, very well then.

586
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,560
We shall go
and get our Bentley back--

587
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,440
- My Bentley.
- Of course, and then...

588
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,240
...and then
you'll help me find Jesus.

589
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,000
I'll do it myself.

590
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,360
Crowley...

591
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,880
Crowley... Crowley.

592
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,960
I am so disappointed in you.

593
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,280
Trying to steal my car?

594
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,960
I'd like my Bentley back.

595
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,680
Yeah, well, I'd like
to play for the Arsenal,

596
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,680
but that ain't gonna happen
either, is it, mate?

597
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,440
I just need my car!

598
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,600
You need teaching a lesson,
is what you need.

599
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,480
And I am...

600
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,120
so gonna enjoy that.

601
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,360
Who are you?

602
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,520
I'm a retired bookseller.

603
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,600
I've come to get my friend back.

604
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,480
And our c--his car.

605
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,040
- You're a friend of his?
- No, he's not.

606
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,360
I rather think I am.

607
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,920
I'm rescuing you.

608
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,680
And liberating our Bentley.

609
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,240
Yeah, well, bollocks you are,
it's my car,

610
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,120
I won it fair and square
so you can just, you know,

611
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,040
- like, goodbye.
- Rather excited

612
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,640
to meet you, actually,
Mr. Brian Cameron.

613
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,640
From what I hear,
you're the second best player

614
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,800
of games of skill and chance

615
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,120
in all of London, well done.

616
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,000
Second, you say?

617
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,120
Well, of course. After me.

618
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,080
Perfect.

619
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,560
Misty, my love.

620
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,720
- Break out the board games.
- I'm afraid not.

621
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,480
According
to your very own rules,

622
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,160
as the challenger,
I get to choose.

623
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,960
You what?

624
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,560
Competitive crossword solving.

625
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,200
That's not even a game, is it?

626
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,960
First one to finish correctly

627
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,760
gets the Bentley.

628
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,600
- Dad, be careful here--
- Yeah, listen,

629
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,200
I can fill in a crossword, alright?

630
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,120
But I can, e...
ask people for help

631
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,120
I can call them for help
if I need it,

632
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,480
right? I can collaborate?

633
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,000
Oh, seek as much assistance

634
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,360
as you require.

635
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,120
Game on.

636
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,040
One Across, nine letters,

637
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,920
the measured tread of the saints

638
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,360
around the dome of St. Peter's,
how appropriate.

639
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,000
What does that mean?

640
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,320
Well, it's a clue, in this case,

641
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,760
the word "round"
tells you to look for

642
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,480
one word inside another,

643
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,360
giving us the opening word

644
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,000
"Pedometer."

645
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,640
Billy?
Billy, yes, mate, yes,

646
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,720
I need the solution
for today's Cryptic Crossword,

647
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,760
and I need it right now.

648
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,720
Well, it's got to be
on the web somewhere, do, like--

649
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,160
do, like, a search or something.

650
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,080
Yeah, well then find the bloke
that wrote the crossword

651
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,080
and threaten him.
Tell him we're going to...

652
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,520
kill his husband or his dog,
or worse, something like that.

653
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,920
Finished.

654
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,800
What?

655
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,680
No, no, no, no, you could have
written anything down.

656
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,880
What's 10 down?

657
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:01,720
"Miss Desmond levitates

658
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,040
for David's spacey song,"

659
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,120
it refers to Norma Desmond
from <i>Sunset Boulevard</i>

660
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,400
and can be rephrased
as "Norma Flies,"

661
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,040
which is an anagram
of the David Bowie song

662
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,200
"Life on Mars"!

663
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,840
- Gah.
- How do you know that?

664
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,440
I'll take the car and my friend.

665
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,560
- Ain't gonna happen, mate.
- Brian, Brian.

666
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,960
I did give you a chance.

667
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,440
You really mustn't get angry, you know.

668
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,800
- Shark?
- Right.

669
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,800
We need to get a wiggle on.

670
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,200
Dad, are you alright?

671
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,040
- Shark.
- Dad, Dad, sit down.

672
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,560
- Sit down, sit down.
- I'm having a heart--

673
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,960
shark! Ow!

674
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,240
- Call an ambulance!
- Ow, ow, ow...

675
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,800
I suppose you're feeling
quite pleased with yourself

676
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,080
- right now, are you?
- Not at all.

677
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,840
But a deal's a deal.

678
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,880
Right, let's get this over with.

679
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,320
So, where is Jesus?

680
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,680
I don't know.

681
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,160
- You don't know?
- Well, no.

682
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,000
Otherwise I wouldn't need
to find him, would I?

683
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,320
- And I wouldn't need you--
- Wouldn't need me, right.

684
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Nice, gotcha.

685
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,600
But seriously, no idea?

686
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,520
The Earth's quite big, you know?

687
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,000
- Yes, I'm aware of that.
- What are we going to do?

688
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,680
Ring a bell?
Leave out snacks?

689
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,120
Hang signs on lamp posts saying

690
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,040
"Missing Messiah, can offer Small Reward."

691
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,880
No, I--look, I don't know.

692
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,880
So...

693
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,520
do you have any idea

694
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,240
where the Book of Life might be?

695
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,440
Nope.

696
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,960
'fraid not.

697
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,160
Sorry.

698
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,680
Of course I don't.

699
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,840
That's a shame.

700
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,640
Or, then,

701
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,720
any idea how it can have got

702
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,480
to wherever it is,
that we don't know

703
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,040
where that even is?

704
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,680
Excellent question though.

705
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,600
I need to find the lady?

706
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,640
Oh.

707
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,240
Well, once upon a time,

708
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,120
my love, I could've
seen you well sorted.

709
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,040
But it's all on bloomin'
internet now, isn't it?

710
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,280
Um, just sit anywhere.

711
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,520
Who are you?

712
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,880
Jehoshua.

713
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,080
- Bless you.
- Bless you.

714
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,480
Harry Frisch, mate.

715
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,920
Or Harry the Fish, as was,

716
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,120
back when me name
meant anything.

717
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,760
Then I will call you
Harry the Fish.

718
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,280
You were a fisher of?

719
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,920
What do you do with those cards?

720
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,080
For I've been told to find the lady.

721
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,720
Find the lady, ooh, ah,

722
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,200
I did used to work
the Monte, sure.

723
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,560
With a team of guys.

724
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,800
I miss them.

725
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,440
I had friends.

726
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,240
A team.

727
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,920
Twelve friends.

728
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,320
I'm solo now.

729
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,160
No more Monte, just me.

730
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,680
You've got an honest face.

731
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,360
Thank you.
You have a beautiful face, Harry.

732
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,400
But one filled with pain.

733
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,480
So, how do I find the lady?

734
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,520
Ahh.

735
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,200
Find the lady.

736
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,760
Well, find the lady,
find the gravy.

737
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,720
Here she is, there she goes,
where she ends up, nobody knows.

738
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,200
Will--Will you teach me?

739
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,320
How about some music?

740
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,800
Um, maybe a little, um,

741
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,880
tom tom Garage?

742
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,240
Or some rip-rap?
Or go-go?

743
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,240
You have absolutely no idea
what any of that means.

744
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,440
Yes, I do.
They're all...

745
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,920
types of bebop--
stop flustering me,

746
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,160
I can't--
I can't think straight.

747
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,760
Things have been really
very complicated for me

748
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,760
- at the moment, you know?
- I know, you've lost Jesus,

749
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,280
and bollocksed up
the Second Coming--

750
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,840
It doesn't get much more
complicated than that.

751
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,280
And we may have lost
The Book of Life.

752
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,200
- You've lost it?
- Well, it does seem to be

753
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,280
evading us rather successfully
for the moment.

754
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,840
Unbelievable.

755
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,560
Oh, you leave me
to go back to sort out Heaven,

756
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,320
you've made it into more
of a mess than it was already.

757
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,800
Look, I had a chance
to make a real difference.

758
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,640
Oh, you still
don't get it, do you?

759
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,000
You can't change anything!

760
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,360
It's all rigged!
The entire universe--

761
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,840
But I had to try at least,
can't you see that?

762
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,600
I don't want an awful,
judgy Second Coming

763
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,040
with those scary horses
and half the world being smited.

764
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,840
- If I'm the boss--
- But you're not!

765
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,920
And you never will be,
there's always someone

766
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,360
- above you stacking the deck.
- Well, not now there isn't.

767
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,240
The Metatron's disappeared too.

768
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,840
Oh, superb.

769
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,200
Mr. Big Giant Floaty Head

770
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,520
"I bought you
a lovely coffee" himself

771
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,480
has done a runner.

772
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,760
You could have avoided all this.

773
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,480
We could have done
a runner ourselves.

774
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,360
I asked you to come with me.

775
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,120
We could be drinking cocktails
on Alpha Centauri,

776
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,520
this could be
someone else's problem.

777
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,080
How could we have been
happy there,

778
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,280
knowing that we were leaving
all these people

779
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,920
to goodness knows
what awfulness?

780
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,440
Second Coming,
apocalypse,

781
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,440
the end of everything on Earth
as it is, on Alpha Centauri!

782
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,280
I could stop all that--
I just wanted

783
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,960
to save everything,

784
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,160
and--and--so that everybody
could have a chance,

785
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,600
including us.

786
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,400
And how's that working out?

787
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,840
Hmm?

788
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,440
- Don't look 'round.
- What?

789
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,680
Keep walking.
We're just coincidentally walking

790
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,200
in the same direction.

791
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,760
Okay.

792
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,800
- I may know something.
- What?

793
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,400
Face forward!
If I tell you,

794
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,680
I want to be reinstated
as an archangel.

795
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,960
- I don't have that power.
- Not yet, you don't.

796
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,960
Meet me in the corridor
in the Space Between.

797
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,600
They won't be looking there.

798
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,160
Hello?

799
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,160
Muriel?

800
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,360
Hello?

801
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,120
Muriel? Is that you?

802
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,960
Muriel?

803
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,000
What are you doing here?

804
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,880
This area has been closed off.

805
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,240
I was here to meet Sandalphon?

806
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,800
Muriel.

807
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,000
Why are you stopping?

808
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,720
Oh, no-no, no,
we can't park here.

809
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,600
They'll be looking
for the Bentley.

810
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,560
They don't have to see it, do they?

811
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,680
Oh.

812
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,840
Really?

813
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,480
Well, we know Jesus is on Earth,

814
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,640
but it's a big place,
he--he could be anywhere.

815
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,240
Well, he likes deserts.
Or he used to.

816
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,880
Spent 40 days in one
back when I knew him.

817
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,160
Um...

818
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,200
But he can't be...

819
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,200
Oh, obviously...

820
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,760
no...

821
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,680
no.

822
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,080
I understand.
That was Saraqael.

823
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,280
It appears
that Sandalphon has...

824
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,760
Also vanished?

825
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,280
Saraqael thinks he's been murdered.

826
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,480
I need to get back to Heaven.
You'll just have to begin

827
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,880
the hunt for Jesus
here yourself.

828
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,320
Oh, no, no,
I'm coming with you.

829
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,120
To Heaven?
You most certainly are not.

830
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,400
You clearly can't do this
on your own, come on.

831
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,200
Uriel?

832
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,480
What are you doing in here?

833
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,480
I've prepared a report
on Sandalphon's murder.

834
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,840
What's he doing here?

835
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,520
Er, well, he's-- he's backup.

836
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,200
Two heads are better than one.

837
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,800
He's--He's a demon.

838
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,720
Former!
Former demon.

839
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,080
Now just a private individual.

840
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,160
So... Sandalphon vanishes.

841
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,240
He said he had things to tell me.

842
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,240
I think it was about the Metatron

843
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,960
- and the Book of Life.
- You think?

844
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,720
So no actual information, then?

845
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,440
Well, perhaps you need some help.

846
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,320
Uriel... Muriel is perfect for the job.

847
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,600
Your assistance is not required.

848
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,280
Your infinite holiness,

849
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,760
I would like to register a complaint.

850
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,920
This person should not be
allowed in Heaven.

851
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,200
Complaint duly noted
and registered.

852
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,320
Will it make a difference?

853
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,920
Oh, no.

854
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,640
So, The Book of Life,

855
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,760
wouldn't the Archive Monitor
show who took it?

856
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,960
Of course I thought
to check the archive, look.

857
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,920
One moment, it's here,

858
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,800
where it's been
since the dawn of time.

859
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,880
The next, it's not.

860
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,160
So the moment of theft
has been edited out?

861
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,440
Not edited.
It just goes.

862
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,960
I looked for fingerprints,

863
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,640
through a magnifying glass,
and footprints.

864
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:59,680
So, if the archive wasn't edited...

865
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,440
what if reality was?

866
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,040
Well, that's perfectly impossible...

867
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,280
By The Book of Life itself, you mean?

868
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,960
- That's brilliant.
- Seemed to have removed

869
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,680
the moment the Book was taken
from the Book itself,

870
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,800
reality adjusts to conform.

871
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,240
You can't just remove things
from reality.

872
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Well, they hang around
for a while, sure,

873
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,400
while reality catches up, but then...

874
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,600
poof.

875
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,880
I'll bet you that's
what's happened to the Metatron.

876
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,560
Soon enough,
you'll forget all about them.

877
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Right, back to work.

878
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,600
Chop-chop.

879
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,600
Don't dilly-dally!

880
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,160
- Oh! Thank you--
- No need.

881
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,560
You're doing an excellent job.

882
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,640
What if Hell is actually behind this?

883
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,480
Someone must've had
a motive for the theft.

884
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,200
A motive for the murder.

885
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,440
It wasn't you,
and we know it wasn't me.

886
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,560
- And angels aren't killers.
- Sorry, are we talking

887
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,680
- about the same angels?
- I think you should

888
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,280
return to Hell and find out
everything you can.

889
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,680
They know me,
I'm not going back.

890
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,200
They know you.

891
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,800
But they don't know me...

892
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,280
I could ask around, take a look.

893
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,800
You are not a demon.

894
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,280
If they found
an undocumented angel

895
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,440
wandering around Hell,
they'd... well,

896
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,120
they'd kill you just for starters.

897
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:19,120
You forget, I am a Master of Disguise.

898
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,560
No, you're not--

899
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,600
Oh, that's actually rather good.

900
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,160
Are you sure
they won't recognise me?

901
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,600
Ehh?

902
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,200
Pretty sure.

903
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,360
Yes?

904
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,400
My Lord,
Archduke Slorch the Vile,

905
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,080
Master of the Secret Torments,

906
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,320
is here to see Lord Dagon.

907
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,080
Hmm...

908
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,960
I don't have anything in the calendar.

909
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,000
He has come directly from Downstairs.

910
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,880
We are Downstairs.

911
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:57,120
All the way Downstairs!

912
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,200
- Ugh...
- An emissary,

913
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,280
from All the way Downstairs is here.

914
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,520
From Downstairs?
What, now?

915
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,840
They're meant to let us know.

916
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,120
I don't believe Lord Satan is

917
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,560
under any obligation
to do anything

918
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,560
to make things easier
for you, Dagon.

919
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,280
Right.

920
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,760
Yes. Sorry.

921
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,920
No.

922
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,560
Have we met?

923
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,240
I--I don't do
a lot of mingling.

924
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,400
No, no, Lord Satan
keeps me very busy

925
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:48,520
with all the, you know...

926
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,600
secret torments and that.

927
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,240
Yes, of course.

928
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,920
We're here...

929
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,720
because of the turmoil upstairs.

930
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:04,080
Your reports on the matter have been...

931
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,040
disappointing.

932
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,040
So I came...

933
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,480
to investigate personally.

934
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,320
The... the Second Coming?

935
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,000
They lost him, didn't they?

936
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,640
Yes.

937
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,200
But I'm sure
they'll find him soon enough.

938
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,280
Unless...

939
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,520
we know where he is?

940
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,360
Nothing yet.

941
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,720
No, no, no,

942
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,840
but I'm here...
on the other matter.

943
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,040
Other matter?

944
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Upstairs... a murder.

945
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,880
A disappearance.

946
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,200
The Book of Life, missing.

947
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,360
Don't say you haven't heard anything.

948
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,120
We just know
what we put in the report.

949
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,240
The Metatron
and a couple of Archangels

950
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,080
removed from The Book of Life,

951
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,640
thus, "vanisho."
That's all we know.

952
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,200
If someone is holding out...

953
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,840
from the Even Further Downstairs...

954
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,640
We didn't even know
the Book was missing.

955
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:19,600
Our secret source
on the top floor

956
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,760
just let it slip.

957
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,840
Well, I will let
his Infernal Darkness know

958
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,840
how helpful you've both been.

959
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,040
That's...
That's good, isn't it?

960
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,600
Is it?

961
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,040
Let's hope so.

962
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,440
It's a dance, Josh.

963
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,960
Find the rhythm.

964
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,680
See, the trick is never
to think of it as a trick.

965
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,240
The cards want
to be manipulated.

966
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,200
Bit like people, really.

967
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,920
Even me.

968
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,880
Wait a minute,
I remember this.

969
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,280
Remember what?

970
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,600
Somebody's all at a loss,

971
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,080
and then I say
something that helps.

972
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,760
Go on then.

973
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,640
Well...

974
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,560
well, for I say to you this,

975
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,280
if a man has a boat,

976
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,240
then he has the ability to fish,

977
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,040
- for just as--
- Has he got a net?

978
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,760
- What?
- The bloke with the boat.

979
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,440
He'd need a net or a rod.

980
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,840
I mean, the boat doesn't
catch the fish, does it?

981
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,360
No, I may be a bit rusty.

982
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,280
I mean, it's been a few centuries.

983
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,000
Wait, okay,

984
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,280
there was a widow
who had three sons,

985
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,240
and the first son was
a fisherman, and the...

986
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,000
Are all these stories
about fishing?

987
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,560
No. Harry...

988
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,440
Find the lady.

989
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,520
Oh! I didn't see a thing.

990
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,480
You know,
maybe the cards' life isn't

991
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,000
something you wanna be involved in.

992
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,760
No.

993
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,160
It's the right thing to do.

994
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,040
It's a way
to reach out to people.

995
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,400
I'm pretty sure
that's what the lady is.

996
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,720
It's people finding
peace and love

997
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,080
- and happiness.
- Happiness?

998
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,160
Let me tell you something,
Josh, life, this life,

999
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,720
blinds you
to what matters, right?

1000
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,400
I had kids, you know?

1001
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,520
Missed 'em growing up,
didn't I, cos I was

1002
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,720
too bloody busy
working the cards.

1003
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Let's give it a go, shall we?

1004
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,280
I've ordered enormous amounts
of dim sum for you.

1005
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,920
That's a bottle
of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, a 1988.

1006
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,440
You know,
I'm not going to eat.

1007
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,960
I'm not that angel any longer.

1008
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,880
No, it's my job to set an example

1009
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,760
for all the other angels by...

1010
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,960
making choices.

1011
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,800
Good, upstanding choices.

1012
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,480
Right.

1013
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,120
Does that include choosing
Heaven instead of me?

1014
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,480
I chose Heaven because of you.

1015
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,320
You showed me
what it meant to be brave

1016
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,840
and to make a difference.

1017
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,440
To stand up
for what I believed in.

1018
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,440
- Did I?
- Yes.

1019
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,640
You told me that Heaven
wasn't on anybody's side.

1020
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,200
And I realised I could change that.

1021
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,640
I could make it on everybody's side.

1022
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,240
In what way?

1023
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,840
Well, for a start,

1024
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,200
Jesus was meant
to be sent here

1025
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,040
to end it all,
you know, to end everything.

1026
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,960
- Obviously.
- And, um, well,

1027
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,560
I did eventually persuade
Upstairs that, uh,

1028
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,720
the Second Coming
didn't have to be Armageddon.

1029
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,160
It could be a second chance
to get things right.

1030
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,120
You know,
to make things better.

1031
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,640
To inspire the humans,

1032
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:17,560
to be...
you know, nicer.

1033
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,760
And what did God say to that?

1034
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,280
Well, she didn't tell me to stop.

1035
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,480
Oh... oh...

1036
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,000
he, um, he genuinely did
speak fondly of you, you know?

1037
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,440
Jesus.
He even remembered

1038
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,640
your "Kingdoms of the World" routine.

1039
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,800
Mm, did he? That's nice.

1040
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,840
- Oh.
- What?

1041
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,320
Oh...

1042
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,440
- he was here.
- Who?

1043
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,280
Light of the World,

1044
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,840
Mary's bloody Boy Child,
he was here!

1045
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,040
In Soho! Aah!

1046
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,680
- That was him, I talked to him.
- Under our noses?

1047
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,800
This whole time?
And you didn't recognise him?

1048
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,280
Now, before you get all judgey,
in my defense,

1049
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,760
I was astonishingly drunk.

1050
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,280
Well, that's hardly an actual--
no, no, I won't do that.

1051
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,840
No, this is good news.
Means he can't be far.

1052
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,840
Yeah, it certainly narrows down
the scope of the search.

1053
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,920
Way fewer temples.

1054
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,520
Deserts.

1055
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,240
What about Hell, any clues?

1056
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,800
I don't think they had
a clue about anything,

1057
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,080
to be honest.
In fact...

1058
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,680
I'm even realising that...

1059
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,800
some of their information was off.

1060
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,120
- How so?
- Well, their sources told them

1061
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,680
that the Metatron and two Archangels
had been murdered,

1062
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,840
- using The Book of Life.
- And?

1063
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,920
Well, only one Archangel
has been murdered.

1064
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,560
Sandalphon.

1065
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,280
So what they were told is wrong.

1066
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,960
Unless...

1067
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,400
what they heard was not
what had already happened

1068
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,120
but a plan.

1069
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,760
Why would anybody tell them their plan?

1070
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,720
Because they're a bit deranged.

1071
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,640
In the wrong hands,
The Book of Life has the power

1072
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,720
to drive anyone mad.

1073
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,600
We're not built to cope
with pasts, presents,

1074
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,920
and futures that don't match up.

1075
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,600
Time...
it stops meaning anything.

1076
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,720
Constantly un-happening
bits of reality...

1077
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,040
could make someone lose track

1078
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,720
- of what will be true...
- But isn't true yet.

1079
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,280
Exactly.

1080
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,680
And if it's not someone
from Hell who has the plan,

1081
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,520
- then...
- Then...

1082
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,040
Oh, no.

1083
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:31,480
<i>Earth.</i>

1084
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,720
- I really have missed food.
- Hmm.

1085
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,120
So, I think the next step--

1086
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,120
The next step is
you sitting back down.

1087
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,160
Hullo, Misty.

1088
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,640
Everything okay?

1089
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,880
My dad's in intensive care.

1090
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,080
You know, toughest bloke
in all of London,

1091
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,160
and you two
good as killed him.

1092
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,760
I don't think we did.

1093
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,680
He won your car fair and square.

1094
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,560
Just as my friend won it
fair and square back from him.

1095
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,520
- You said they stole it.
- Yeah.

1096
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,920
Not at all,
we signed a contract,

1097
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,640
and then I beat him
in a cryptic crossword.

1098
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,760
Oh, that is a tough one.

1099
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,360
Misty, your dad is in the hospital

1100
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,720
because of anger management issues

1101
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,560
- and a dodgy heart valve.
- Shut it!

1102
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,240
You're coming with us
to your shithole bookshop,

1103
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,000
and you're gonna
watch us burn it down.

1104
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,840
I think I solved it.

1105
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,000
What are you supposed to be?

1106
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,880
The case.
Michael chose me

1107
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,760
to investigate
the Book's disappearance,

1108
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,800
and I've been investigating,

1109
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,560
- and then I thought...
- What is this?

1110
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,240
...I'm really enthusiastic,

1111
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,840
and I've read
a lot of human detective books.

1112
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,280
And I'm nice.

1113
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,120
Kinda in the middle
of something here.

1114
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,920
But I'm only "the perfect person
for the job"

1115
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,200
if you don't want the real answer.

1116
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,160
I'm the useful idiot.

1117
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,720
And then I thought,
Oh, my heavens,

1118
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,520
I know who did it!
I made a deduction.

1119
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,160
- A proper one.
- You worked out that

1120
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,600
Michael's the one
that's been doing this.

1121
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,920
Yes, um,
I worked out that

1122
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,760
Mi... oh, you knew?

1123
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,640
- Yeah.
- Look, can we please focus

1124
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,040
on the threats
of extreme violence?

1125
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,000
We worked it out over dim sum.

1126
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,440
Hell knew what was happening

1127
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,280
or about to happen before we did.

1128
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,840
Michael's the one
that talks to Hell, it's the way

1129
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,880
it's always been,
back channels, so, yeah.

1130
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,840
But your deduction really was excellent.

1131
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,960
What aren't you getting?
Bookshop. Burn.

1132
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,720
Burn the bookshop!

1133
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,840
Hell is not mocked!

1134
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,840
- How about some gentle ribbing?
- Oh, for fu--

1135
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,160
who the hell are you?

1136
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,840
You are not Lord Slorch.

1137
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,680
His Vileness was elsewhere,
inventing new torments.

1138
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,240
Your presence was a violation

1139
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,080
of Preternatural Diplomacy.
This means War.

1140
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,440
Doesn't everything?

1141
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,680
- Hello again.
- Oh, hello.

1142
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,600
You're almost certainly
in trouble, too.

1143
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,240
Quiet!

1144
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,000
What are you standing around for?

1145
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,920
Break something--
lots of things!

1146
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,600
To be fair, Misty,
Brian's Cardiologist

1147
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,160
was always suggesting
Yoga and Mindfulness,

1148
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,560
change of diet, getting away
from thinking about work.

1149
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,240
Shut up and start
hurting people.

1150
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:56,960
Never really solves
anything, though,

1151
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,000
- doing that, does it?
- No, and, you know,

1152
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,640
you can love your father
without having to be like him.

1153
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,600
You know, perhaps
there'll be a miracle,

1154
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,240
and--and he'll pull through,
not that he deserves it.

1155
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,920
You should be at his side.

1156
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,840
I've no idea who that lady was,

1157
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,600
but she's right.

1158
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,400
There must be
hurting and burning!

1159
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,640
Hell is not mocked!

1160
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,400
Missing Messiah's one thing,

1161
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,160
Book of Life in the wrong hands
is quite another.

1162
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,640
Yes, potentially
the end of everything.

1163
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,160
Finding Michael it is, then.

1164
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,600
Hello, Uriel.

1165
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,280
You looking for me?

1166
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,000
I need to speak to Aziraphale.

1167
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,840
Oh, if you mean
the Supreme Archangel,

1168
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:53,000
you can talk to me.
Aziraphale has, um, other plans.

1169
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,280
Wait, Supreme--
you're not in charge--

1170
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,440
Strictly speaking,
I have other plans for him,

1171
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,560
but you know, potato potarto.

1172
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,000
I have a plan for everything.

1173
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,720
Well, it's more of a checklist.

1174
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,080
Quite long, but...

1175
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,120
just the one item for Aziraphale.

1176
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:14,880
"Not existing anymore."

1177
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,920
The Metatron.

1178
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,320
Sandalphon.

1179
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,080
I undid them all.

1180
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,640
- Why?
- Oh... I dunno.

1181
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,520
Maybe the literal infinity

1182
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,240
of grinding slog...

1183
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,600
carrying out
the idiotic plans of archangels

1184
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:41,160
too vain or too nice
to get the job done?

1185
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:46,920
I cannot let
Aziraphale botch this.

1186
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,960
The Second Coming
must be done properly,

1187
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,600
as it was foretold.

1188
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,360
- But that means--
- Yeah!

1189
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,920
It means destruction!

1190
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,480
It's my go this time,

1191
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,360
and it's gonna be
a clean slate.

1192
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,560
Very, very clean.

1193
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,920
Would you like to know
how I did it?

1194
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,640
Would you?

1195
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,480
It's remarkably easy.

1196
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,200
I did it like...

1197
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,880
this.

1198
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,080
Do you know what's gonna happen
to you now, Uriel?

1199
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,440
- No, I...
- Nothing.

1200
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,440
Nothing's gonna happen to you.

1201
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,080
All the nothing in the world.

1202
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,120
Oh, look--look.

1203
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,320
It's happening right now.

1204
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,160
- Uriel's gone.
- Gone? Gone where?

1205
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,120
Gone gone,
murdered, I expect.

1206
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,000
There's your
second death, bingo.

1207
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,640
- We worked out who did it.
- Yes, Michael.

1208
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,280
How did you know?

1209
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,080
Because you're too dim,

1210
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,440
he's too nice,
and I'm confident

1211
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,800
that I didn't go on a fit
of homicidal insanity.

1212
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,360
Meanwhile,

1213
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,040
things are just disappearing.

1214
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,280
Pop, pop, pop.

1215
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,440
And Canada.

1216
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,880
We've just lost Canada.

1217
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,920
Michael's destroying
The Book of Life.

1218
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
No, no, no...
It's, it's impossible.

1219
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,320
It wouldn't let you destroy it.

1220
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,760
A few pages
here and there, fine,

1221
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,760
but no, no, no, no,
it's too well-made.

1222
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,560
Where is Michael now?

1223
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,080
Not on Earth, not in Heaven.

1224
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,480
Your guess is as good as mine.

1225
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,040
If The Book of Life can't
be destroyed here,

1226
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,440
where can it be destroyed?

1227
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,960
There isn't anywhere.

1228
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,680
Yes, there is.

1229
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,440
We all fought for control of it
during the great war.

1230
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,480
- My side lost.
- The Eternal Flame?

1231
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,920
- Yeah.
- That would do it.

1232
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,720
Michael must have used
the Book itself

1233
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,760
to travel to the Centre
of the Universe.

1234
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,560
That's the only way
of getting there.

1235
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,880
That is where
you are very wrong.

1236
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,560
Angel, time to go.
You two, keep it all together.

1237
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,560
- Earth, do everything you can.
- Yes, please do!

1238
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,800
Er, you've always been
so good at that!

1239
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,200
Um, worked so hard!
Thank you!

1240
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,840
Australia...

1241
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:44,960
what good's
an Australia, anyway?

1242
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,560
It's just...
It's just stuff,

1243
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,280
people, boomerangs,

1244
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:53,280
big bouncing rats.

1245
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,240
- Wasn't that--
- Found him!

1246
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,520
And I found the lady.

1247
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,320
And I've found my mission, too.

1248
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,960
- We really should be going.
- It's to reach out to people.

1249
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,520
And do that,
with the reaching out,

1250
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,520
and the--and make them
feel... well, until--

1251
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,000
until the very end,
which hopefully won't happen.

1252
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,120
Come on, lad, let's get started.

1253
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,160
How fast did you say this goes?

1254
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,120
On Earth, about 150, out there,

1255
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,040
a whole lot faster than light!

1256
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,680
<i>♪ Like a tiger, defying
the laws of gravity ♪</i>

1257
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:43,280
<i>♪ I'm a racing car,
passing by like Lady Godiva ♪</i>

1258
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,000
<i>♪ I'm gonna go-go-go,
there's no stopping me ♪</i>

1259
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,880
<i>♪ I'm burning through the... ♪</i>

1260
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,240
Oi, oi, step right up,
and no mistake,

1261
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,160
easiest money
you'll ever make.

1262
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,520
Come on, gather 'round.

1263
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,040
You've gotta say
something as well,

1264
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,520
you know, a bit of patter.

1265
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,520
Er, come to me,
all of you who are weary,

1266
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,960
and I will give you rest.

1267
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:11,160
Come to me if you are hurt or lonely.

1268
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,200
Bit dark, maybe?

1269
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,040
Looking back, I have a feeling that

1270
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,720
this is precisely
the sort of thing

1271
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:19,640
that got me in trouble
the last time.

1272
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,960
I'm with you this time,
don't worry.

1273
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,520
Speak to 'em.

1274
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,360
Oh, I've always wanted to put
my foot all the way down!

1275
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,240
<i>♪ ...I'm travelin' at the speed of light ♪</i>

1276
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,640
<i>♪ I wanna make a supersonic man... ♪</i>

1277
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,880
Ah, there goes Alpha Centauri.

1278
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,400
No cocktails there, then.

1279
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,800
Hang on, Angel!

1280
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,560
<i>♪ Like an atom bomb ♪</i>

1281
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:02,080
<i>♪ About to oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, explode ♪</i>

1282
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:05,360
<i>♪ I'm burning through the sky, yeah ♪</i>

1283
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,800
<i>♪ 200 degrees,
that's why they call me... ♪</i>

1284
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,000
- Woi...
- You're gonna hit that nebula!

1285
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,800
Relax!

1286
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:16,400
<i>♪ I wanna make
a supersonic woman of you ♪</i>

1287
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,560
Come to me, all Ye.

1288
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:21,280
- I have a gift for you.
- Did he just say "all Ye"?

1289
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,680
Have some elaborate
bread and cheese.

1290
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:26,600
Thank you.

1291
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:28,400
Is there any more of that?

1292
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,000
You know, Mutt,
it was an accident.

1293
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,600
He mixed up the pill bottles.

1294
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,480
I always wondered.

1295
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,480
I loved him so much.

1296
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,240
I'll have a slice, love.

1297
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,080
Your sister in Bridlington...

1298
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,400
Hang on, how?

1299
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:47,920
...she wants you
to come home.

1300
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,560
Yeah?

1301
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,560
Well, she said I brought shame
on't family, so...

1302
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,920
Well, she's too proud
to apologise,

1303
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,600
and your mum's ill.

1304
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,480
Blessed are
the lonely and the hungry.

1305
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,680
Come to me,
those who are lost.

1306
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,280
For you shall find
your way home.

1307
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,480
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1308
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,720
Please take a piece,

1309
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,880
there's plenty for all.

1310
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,720
And blessed are you,

1311
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,360
above all men,

1312
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440
Harry the Fish,

1313
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:24,120
for you've taught me
the way of the three cards.

1314
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,200
You're like
the son I never had, Josh.

1315
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,760
I mean, I did have a son,
and he doesn't speak to me,

1316
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,720
but if he did,
I couldn't be more chuffed.

1317
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,600
Not only have
they lost nail-boy,

1318
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:40,840
they've broke Divine Law
spying down here!

1319
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,560
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1320
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:45,920
Now that Heaven has lost
its stupid Second Coming,

1321
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,240
it's all gone
loony feral bonkers!

1322
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,520
Ah, they're the bad guys now.

1323
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,760
Now, now it's our time!

1324
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,840
Isn't this pretty much
what you said last time?

1325
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:04,720
But now it will finally be me

1326
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,840
at the front of our army,

1327
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,760
marching into Heaven itself!

1328
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,960
Armageddon...

1329
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,520
Er...

1330
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:38,040
<i>Your soul is important
to us, please hold.</i>

1331
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:45,920
You know,
you weren't completely dim.

1332
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,480
Oh... I was.

1333
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:59,120
This doesn't feel
like universal happiness.

1334
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,640
Does anybody know
what's happening?

1335
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,600
My phone's dead.
Where is everyone?

1336
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,640
Where did he go?

1337
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,400
But I were going back
to Bridlington.

1338
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,080
You are a joy bringer, Josh.

1339
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,560
And I wanted
to tell you that I...

1340
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,560
Well...

1341
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,520
this is it, I suppose.

1342
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:33,800
Into your hands,
I commit my spirit!

1343
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:37,040
Again!

1344
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,200
I never really seem to get
much of a go.

1345
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,080
Hello, Michael.

1346
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,240
Do you want to talk about this?

1347
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,400
I don't really feel like talking,

1348
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:57,160
thank you very much.

1349
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,120
I've got a lot to do,
I'm burning it all.

1350
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,200
Air Fryers.
I'm the only one

1351
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,560
who knows
there ever were Air Fryers.

1352
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:10,000
You poor thing, you--
you must be so tired.

1353
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,800
- Must I?
- Well, you've been

1354
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:17,000
doing everything, haven't you?
For so long.

1355
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,400
And--And no one ever said
thank you, did they?

1356
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,800
Not once, ever.

1357
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:28,200
You must have got so tired
being overlooked.

1358
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:31,280
Not being appreciated.

1359
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,640
For thousands of years!

1360
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,560
Somebody had
to make things work.

1361
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,280
Oh, and--and you were
so good at that, so capable.

1362
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,960
I was, I was.
And they were so stupid.

1363
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:47,400
- Mm.
- You were, Aziraphale,

1364
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,800
and Gabriel,
and the Metatron--

1365
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:52,960
do you remember the Metatron?

1366
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,040
He's here somewhere,
I think.

1367
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,360
Oh, yes, I'm here.

1368
01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:02,160
You still know...
I existed, Michael.

1369
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,960
Be quiet!

1370
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,680
Be quiet!

1371
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:07,400
Quiet, right.

1372
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,840
We don't have to listen to you.

1373
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,320
You killed us.

1374
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,880
No, but...

1375
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,800
I'm the only one who remembers.

1376
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,520
I remember everything.

1377
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,680
All the strands,

1378
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,600
all the possibilities,

1379
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:26,080
everything that happened,

1380
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,440
everything that didn't,

1381
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,240
I remember it all,
it's all in my head.

1382
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:32,960
Ahh, it hurts.

1383
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,600
That's it then.

1384
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,600
Ah.

1385
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,560
It's over.

1386
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,200
The Metatron did it first.

1387
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,360
He used to just...

1388
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,600
used to just fiddle
with things in the Book,

1389
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,320
get them how he wanted them,
and I thought maybe

1390
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,640
I could do that, maybe I...

1391
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,720
I... I'm the only angel

1392
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,360
who can make
the original plan work.

1393
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,040
The Great Plan.

1394
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:03,760
I do understand.

1395
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,440
- I just wanted to fix things.
- Yes.

1396
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,840
Yes, me too.

1397
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,120
But through love...

1398
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,720
and hope...

1399
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,200
- Michael.
- What?

1400
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,240
There is only ever one way

1401
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,680
to fix things.

1402
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:26,400
And I'm...

1403
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,560
going to do that now.

1404
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,000
What?

1405
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,440
What are you going to do?

1406
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,280
I'm going to forgive you.

1407
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,240
You... You can forgive me.

1408
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,000
I...

1409
01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:47,200
I can't.

1410
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,480
Take my hand, quickly!

1411
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,880
Open?

1412
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:25,320
Someone might want
to buy a book.

1413
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,200
As far as I can tell,

1414
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,800
the entirety of creation is
us and this bookshop.

1415
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,440
I don't think
you're gonna get many customers.

1416
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:40,760
Crowley...

1417
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,160
before anything else
happens, um...

1418
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:45,960
there is one more thing
that needs fixing.

1419
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:47,480
What?

1420
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,640
I need you to forgive me.

1421
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,080
Oh, come on, Angel.

1422
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,480
I need to hear you say it.

1423
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,600
Ah--ugh.

1424
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:57,360
Please, Crowley.

1425
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,000
Eeh...

1426
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:03,040
<i>♪ You were right, you were right... ♪</i>

1427
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,960
No, don't do the dance.

1428
01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:06,160
Well?

1429
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,480
Eh, I forgive you.

1430
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,640
s-I didn't--
- I forgive you.

1431
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:13,840
Thank you.

1432
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,200
Well, there's just us.

1433
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,560
In the whole of everything.

1434
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,680
It's a place for us.

1435
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,400
We've got nothing.

1436
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,600
Well, we've got each other.

1437
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,680
And we've probably got some cocoa.

1438
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,080
And we've got lots of books.

1439
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:41,440
Have we?

1440
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,720
Good luck reading these.

1441
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,280
But that's...

1442
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,320
Even the Dickens.

1443
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,720
Well, if... if it's all
come down to this, then...

1444
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,360
there must be some sort
of answer here, finally.

1445
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,760
To everything.

1446
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,080
Oh, yeah,
100,000 blank books

1447
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,960
but one with all the answers in them.

1448
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,800
It doesn't sound
very likely, does it?

1449
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,760
Can I...
Can I help you?

1450
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:27,920
I'm afraid all the books
appear to be blank.

1451
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,760
Even the Dickens.

1452
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,200
I know you.

1453
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,640
You do, yes.

1454
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,120
Oh, yes, there is...

1455
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,840
something familiar about you.

1456
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:44,840
Last time you saw me,
I was a thousand feet high,

1457
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,680
bright red, lots of horns
and fabulous teeth,

1458
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,240
arguing with my son.

1459
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,600
Satan.

1460
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,560
You're Satan.

1461
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,240
That's really just a--
a job title.

1462
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:57,800
It means the Adversary.

1463
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,320
And I don't know if I still have a job,

1464
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,600
but yes.

1465
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,120
I was the Satan
for a very long time.

1466
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,600
Hello, Crowley.

1467
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,320
How are you still here?

1468
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:14,000
Is that any way
to greet an old friend?

1469
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,400
Oh, we were never friends.

1470
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:18,640
I want answers,
and I want them now.

1471
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:20,920
I don't give answers.

1472
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,320
And God definitely doesn't.

1473
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,880
So, you're the Devil.

1474
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,720
Hm. It can't have been
much fun for you.

1475
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:32,760
Fun?

1476
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:36,240
It's not about having fun.

1477
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,520
It's about pride and honour.

1478
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,360
It's about refusing
to acknowledge humans as superior.

1479
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,280
It's about challenging God.

1480
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,320
Yeah, but you never
really did, did you?

1481
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,960
Excuse me?

1482
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,800
The great revolt--
the War in Heaven?

1483
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,600
What was that then, eh?

1484
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,880
A two week holiday in Marbella?

1485
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,120
You knew what we didn't know,
didn't you?

1486
01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:58,200
You knew we couldn't win.

1487
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,040
You were never going to win, were you?
That wasn't the plan!

1488
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:03,560
I didn't know that,
I thought we had a chance.

1489
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,080
And so did you.

1490
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,920
That's why you joined up.

1491
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,160
I don't remember
why I joined you, not anymore.

1492
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,360
I was tired, and I was angry,

1493
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,520
I wanted it all to make sense.

1494
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,000
And you seemed to care.

1495
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,920
I did care.

1496
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,040
Nah.

1497
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,600
You were just doing your job.

1498
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,720
Do you have a pen?

1499
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,480
Mm-hmm.

1500
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:34,760
What kind of pen do you need?

1501
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,480
Pass me a book.

1502
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,400
Which book?

1503
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,360
Well, it doesn't matter,
they're all blank.

1504
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,160
Whichever one you give me
is the right one.

1505
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:49,560
<i>Bleak House.</i>

1506
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,760
But--But that isn't
The Book of Life.

1507
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,760
It is if we say it is.

1508
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,960
What are you two idiots doing now?

1509
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,560
I want answers.

1510
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,920
Oh--no, no,
you can't do that.

1511
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,920
Oh, yes, we can.

1512
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:13,720
Do you want to write it?

1513
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,960
Give me the pen.

1514
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:25,960
"There were four of them
in that bookshop,

1515
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,600
which was the whole world.

1516
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,440
An angel, a former demon,

1517
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,200
the Devil himself,

1518
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:37,080
and one other,

1519
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,040
one who was there,

1520
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,040
because They were omnipresent.

1521
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:44,440
They had always been there.

1522
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,880
They would always be there..."

1523
01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,160
As you say, Aziraphale,

1524
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,400
you do not really need
to summon me.

1525
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,440
I was already here.

1526
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,560
Yes, you can be everywhere, but...

1527
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:07,080
that doesn't mean...
you'll talk to us, Lord.

1528
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,680
So, Crowley,
what's your question?

1529
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,640
I thought you didn't answer questions?

1530
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,080
Time is done, Crowley.

1531
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,240
I'll answer one question from you.

1532
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,800
But it had better be a good one.

1533
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,680
Oh, it's a good one.

1534
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,600
Well...

1535
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,280
it's the only one I've got.

1536
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,080
It's not the Problem of Evil,
is it?

1537
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,800
Because I can tell you,

1538
01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:29,760
I'm over being blamed
for that one.

1539
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:31,720
No, no, not exactly that.

1540
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,280
No, just...

1541
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,560
Ask.

1542
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,640
Why make people

1543
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:52,640
and then punish them
for behaving like people?

1544
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:56,560
Humans are gonna human,
no matter what we do.

1545
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,040
There's nothing
we can ever do about that.

1546
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,640
Oh, it is the Problem of Evil.

1547
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,840
Ha--told you.
So predictable.

1548
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:03,680
No, no, no,
it's not the Problem of Evil.

1549
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:05,960
It's the--It's the problem
of everything.

1550
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:07,440
But let's talk about people.

1551
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:10,360
They are born into a world

1552
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:14,160
that is against them
in a thousand different ways,

1553
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,760
and then devote
most of their energy

1554
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,080
to making it worse.

1555
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,600
Where you'll find the real grace

1556
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,760
and the real heart-stopping evil

1557
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:26,000
is right inside the human mind.

1558
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,840
But a person isn't the worst thing

1559
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:29,280
they've ever done,
any more than

1560
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,600
they're the best thing
they've ever done.

1561
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:32,440
Why make them that way?

1562
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:34,240
- That's free will.
- Free will?

1563
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,960
Nah, it's just
a card trick, isn't it?

1564
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,320
The suckers think
they're playing for real.

1565
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:41,160
But the dealer knows.
Nobody finds the lady

1566
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,160
unless she wants them to.

1567
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,080
What about you, Aziraphale?

1568
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,800
- Er, me?
- You.

1569
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,680
Do you have a burning question?

1570
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,440
I just wish it'd been easier.

1571
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,920
I just wanted to do the right thing.

1572
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,440
You what?

1573
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,880
You just wanted to be
left alone to read.

1574
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:09,200
You wanted to consume
all the yummy human food.

1575
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,560
- The lovely human music.
- You say all that

1576
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,520
as if it negates me
wanting to do the right thing.

1577
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:18,440
Aziraphale, you were
the first angel to lie to me.

1578
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,240
You were lazy.

1579
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:22,920
Gluttonous.

1580
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,600
Prideful.

1581
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,240
Quite true.

1582
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,840
And I was also the second best
angel you ever had.

1583
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:31,360
- You were what?
- The second best angel--

1584
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:33,720
Who do you think
the best angel was?

1585
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:38,120
This one.

1586
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,800
I was a terrible angel.

1587
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,840
No, no.

1588
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:44,840
No, you were the best of us.

1589
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,680
You cared so much about everything.

1590
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,640
You were an artist.

1591
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:55,080
You wanted to understand,
to make better art.

1592
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,000
The rest of us,

1593
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:00,800
we were just characters in her book.

1594
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,440
We didn't ask questions.

1595
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:06,200
You were the only one of us who...

1596
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:08,760
genuinely believed
there had to be a...

1597
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,800
a sensible purpose to it all.

1598
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:14,840
Er--I'm nobody's character.

1599
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:16,640
If I'm just a part of Her story,

1600
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:20,520
then... what am I doing still here?

1601
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,120
Do you want me to tell him,
or will you?

1602
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,240
I'm interested
in what you have to say, angel.

1603
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:33,160
Because it's a tidy way to finish.

1604
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,000
Two of you,

1605
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,760
Deity and the Adversary,

1606
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,400
facing off.

1607
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:41,440
And even shaking hands.

1608
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:43,760
And then it all ends for good.

1609
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,800
The cosmic game of chess...

1610
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,600
is over.

1611
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,720
When really
you've just been a stand-in

1612
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,000
in a cosmic game of solitaire.

1613
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,080
Ridiculous.

1614
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,680
You know, Lord, I...

1615
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:06,640
- I do have a question.
- Ask it then.

1616
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,360
Why...

1617
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:11,680
why give me Crowley?

1618
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,440
Why make me complete...

1619
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:18,960
and then take it away?

1620
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,840
You know you won't get an answer.

1621
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:28,840
Because...

1622
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:30,720
you were able to value

1623
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:35,200
what most people
never even know they have.

1624
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,400
Your love for him...

1625
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,600
was the messiest,

1626
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:46,040
silliest, most predictable thing
in the universe.

1627
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,840
And it always made me smile.

1628
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:58,160
But that was then.
That universe is over.

1629
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:00,000
As I think are both of you.

1630
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,080
No--whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop!

1631
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,240
You still haven't answered
the first question.

1632
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,320
What I want to know is...

1633
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,280
why did you think
it was a good idea,

1634
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:14,400
even a sensible idea...

1635
01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:16,920
to make an infinite universe...

1636
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:20,120
run it for 6,000 years,

1637
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:23,240
and then just... tip the board over?

1638
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,720
The whole thing is lunacy.

1639
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:27,520
Everything ends.

1640
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,280
A story doesn't have to go beyond

1641
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,760
the last page of its book, Crowley,

1642
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,240
and that story is over.

1643
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:34,760
I don't accept that.

1644
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,240
And I do not accept
that you're the one

1645
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,640
that gets to make
all these decisions.

1646
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,240
Why should that be?

1647
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,880
Very well.

1648
01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,280
I'll let you choose.

1649
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:49,520
This decision,
this one decision,

1650
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,760
can be yours.
What do you want?

1651
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:57,280
Do you want me to put
everything back the way it was?

1652
01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:01,080
Can we talk?

1653
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:03,680
Very well.
I'll give you privacy.

1654
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:19,760
So...

1655
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:22,840
what do you want?

1656
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,920
Me? Why me?

1657
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,200
Because I only want one thing.

1658
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,720
And that's not
what this is about anymore.

1659
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,720
What do you want, Crowley?

1660
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,840
You know what I want.

1661
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:53,080
I want a real universe.

1662
01:24:57,040 --> 01:25:00,360
I want the people to have a chance.

1663
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,680
I want Free Will to be a real thing.

1664
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:12,080
People deserve the chance...

1665
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,120
to live in the real world.

1666
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,040
Even if there are no angels.

1667
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,320
No demons.

1668
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,320
No us.

1669
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,600
Ever again.

1670
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,840
Did I say the wrong thing?

1671
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,600
I believe we've come to a decision.

1672
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:18,960
So, then he says,
"I've got a better idea,

1673
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:22,880
let's not and say we did."

1674
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,960
So, I thought,
well, there you go.

1675
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,480
Yes?

1676
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:34,240
Made your decision?

1677
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,400
We want you to create
another universe.

1678
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:43,960
One without angels.
Or demons.

1679
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:48,720
No god.
No satan.

1680
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:54,520
A universe without a Heaven
and without a Hell.

1681
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,360
No great plan, nothing ineffable.

1682
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,760
It just starts
with a Big Bang and ends

1683
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,080
billions of years later,

1684
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,360
with the Heat Death
of the Universe.

1685
01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,560
Or, you know,
however it stops.

1686
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:07,800
Heat Death isn't a dealbreaker.

1687
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:09,960
- No.
- You're asking God

1688
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,320
to create a Godless universe?

1689
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:18,120
Neither of you could ever exist
in such a universe,

1690
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,000
you understand?

1691
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:21,640
Wait.

1692
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:23,040
You're not gonna indulge them

1693
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:25,000
in this nonsense, are you?

1694
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,720
Yes.

1695
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:28,360
Yes, I think I am.

1696
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,920
You two fully comprehend the cost?

1697
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:36,240
We know what we're asking for.

1698
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,080
Very well.

1699
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:48,520
I'll make it.
I'll make the Universe your way.

1700
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,760
I'll even let an Earth happen.

1701
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:53,600
Eventually, there'll be humans and life,

1702
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,280
in all of its mundane glory.

1703
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:58,760
Something that both of you

1704
01:27:58,840 --> 01:28:02,000
will neither know
or experience, though.

1705
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:05,560
That doesn't matter.

1706
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:08,640
Say goodbye then.

1707
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:18,160
- Uh, excuse me?
- Yes, can I help you?

1708
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:20,160
Uh, yeah, I was just passing,
and I saw the shop.

1709
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:22,720
I was wondering, do you have
any books on Astrophysics?

1710
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:25,040
Astrophysics, um,

1711
01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,800
Derek, do we have any books
on Astrophysics?

1712
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:31,960
Er, ye--oh, it's in there,
beside Gardening,

1713
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:34,760
opposite Philosophy.

1714
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,280
I knew that.

1715
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:37,680
Um... this way.

1716
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,880
Er...

1717
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,720
ah, here we are.

1718
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:47,480
Um, <i>Astrophysics for Everyone:</i>

1719
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:49,720
<i>From the Big Bang
to the Pillars of Creation.</i>

1720
01:29:49,800 --> 01:29:51,520
We've had this for years.

1721
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,600
I think I could probably
give it to you for half price.

1722
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,160
Hmm...

1723
01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:59,080
you have no idea
how much that hurts me.

1724
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,080
Oh--well, did I say
something wrong?

1725
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:03,520
No, I shouldn't have said
anything, sorry.

1726
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,800
No, um...

1727
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,480
I wrote it.

1728
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:11,760
Oh--oh!

1729
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:13,680
Well, right.

1730
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:16,480
Yes, you--well, I mean,
you don't want your own book.

1731
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:18,480
Probably already got a copy.

1732
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:20,040
Two boxes in the garage.

1733
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,960
Um, well, how about this?

1734
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:28,520
Yes, it's not exactly
cutting edge, but...

1735
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,640
Oh, this is, um,

1736
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:32,160
Arthur Eddington's book on Relativity.

1737
01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:33,600
Second edition, I'm afraid.

1738
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:36,280
This--I've always wanted
a copy of this.

1739
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,360
Oh, wonderful,
this is my lucky day.

1740
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:40,920
Oh, good, mine too.

1741
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,080
- How so?
- Because I, um...

1742
01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:45,760
have a book you want.

1743
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:48,720
Fair enough.

1744
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,440
Oh, 20 pounds,
wonderful, thank you.

1745
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:57,600
Er...

1746
01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:01,280
did you see we've got
a couple of Brian Cox's?

1747
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:05,240
And that big book
of "Astrophysics for Everyone."

1748
01:31:05,320 --> 01:31:07,160
No, no, he's--
he's the author, Derek.

1749
01:31:07,240 --> 01:31:08,560
Yes, he has two boxes

1750
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,120
- in his garage.
- Oh.

1751
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:11,520
I definitely shouldn't have
mentioned that.

1752
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,080
There you are, enjoy.

1753
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,720
Well, thank you.

1754
01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:26,400
So, that was
Professor Anthony Crowley.

1755
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:28,720
How'd you know that?

1756
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,400
Hmm?

1757
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:32,640
Well, his name's in big letters

1758
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:35,440
on the book you're still holding.

1759
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:37,640
Well, aren't you going
to go after him?

1760
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,360
Why would I possibly go after him?

1761
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:43,280
Well, you liked him.

1762
01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:45,760
And it looked very much
like he liked you.

1763
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,400
Oi--I mean,
excuse me, stop.

1764
01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:01,880
Oh, sorry, did I leave something?
Is everything okay?

1765
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:04,680
Oh...

1766
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:07,000
- I told you, two boxes--
- No, I know.

1767
01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:08,880
Um...

1768
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,560
sorry, a bit puffed.

1769
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,560
Um, no, I bought it.

1770
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:15,080
Would you--
could you sign it for me?

1771
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:17,560
Of course.

1772
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:19,560
- What's your name?
- Fell, Asa Fell.

1773
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,000
With an S.

1774
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:23,480
- Um, do you have a...
- Oh! Yes, sorry.

1775
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:25,000
Er, yes.

1776
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:32,760
I need you to write
your number down too, for me.

1777
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,320
So I can ask you to dinner.

1778
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:39,160
And... you'll say no,

1779
01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:43,640
and, um... but at least
I'll have asked.

1780
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:48,560
Um...

1781
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:49,880
I'm not going to give you
my number.

1782
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,120
No, no, no, no. Sorry.

1783
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,400
I'll wait for you.

1784
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:56,440
Where are we having dinner?

1785
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,400
<i>♪ Lyin' in my bed ♪</i>

1786
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:17,120
<i>♪ I hear the clock tick
and think of you ♪</i>

1787
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,400
<i>♪ Caught up in circles ♪</i>

1788
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:24,600
<i>♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪</i>

1789
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:27,920
<i>♪ Flashback, warm nights ♪</i>

1790
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:32,040
- Cheers.
<i>- ♪ Almost left behind ♪</i>

1791
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:36,040
<i>- ♪ Suitcase of memories ♪</i>
- Thank you.

1792
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:38,520
<i>- ♪ Time after ♪</i>
- Now...

1793
01:33:38,600 --> 01:33:42,440
- So, how was everything?
- Oh, it was scrumptious.

1794
01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:44,320
Absolutely scrumptious.

1795
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,360
I've never heard anyone use that word

1796
01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:48,000
in real life before.

1797
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:49,440
Ah, well, my mother used to say it.

1798
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:51,000
Right.

1799
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,080
Another one she used to say
was "Tickety-boo."

1800
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,440
- Right.
- And... and "Squiffy."

1801
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,400
- Squiffy, that's good.
- Hopelessly

1802
01:33:57,480 --> 01:34:00,280
- yet amusingly drunk.
- Yes, yes.

1803
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:03,000
Um, so the bookshop?

1804
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:06,000
Ah, well, Derek,

1805
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:07,960
that's the owner, he...

1806
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:09,920
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

1807
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:12,040
<i>♪ If you fall, I will catch you ♪</i>

1808
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:14,760
<i>♪ I'll be waiting ♪</i>

1809
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,400
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

1810
01:34:17,480 --> 01:34:19,400
<i>♪ If you're lost, you can look ♪</i>

1811
01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:21,920
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

1812
01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,520
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

1813
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:28,440
<i>♪ If you fall, I will catch you... ♪</i>

1814
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:32,560
- Cocoa delivery.
- Oh.

1815
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:35,720
- Oh, it's scrumptious.
- Mmm.

1816
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:37,880
There you go.

1817
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:41,840
How are the celestial bodies tonight?
Behaving?

1818
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:46,200
It's the Eta Aquarid
meteor shower.

1819
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:47,520
We mightn't need a telescope.

1820
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:48,680
We can see it
with the naked eye.

1821
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,560
Ahh, well, maybe we should...

1822
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:53,520
look at them together.

1823
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,800
Oh, look.
A shooting star.

1824
01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:01,840
Oh.

1825
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,160
Technically, it's--
it's meteorite debris

1826
01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:08,680
from Halley's comet.

1827
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:10,840
Well, I--I know
it's not a real shooting star,

1828
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:12,000
but I want to make a wish.

1829
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:15,920
Oh, right.

1830
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,000
There.

1831
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,680
Do you hear that bird?

1832
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:27,040
That's definitely a nightingale.

1833
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:30,240
How can you tell?

1834
01:35:30,320 --> 01:35:32,200
Well, it's not an owl.

1835
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:35,040
And it's night.

1836
01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,480
You wouldn't know a nightingale

1837
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,960
if it perched
on the end of your nose.

1838
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:39,240
It's definitely, definitely a nightingale.

1839
01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:41,400
Do you ever wonder if there's...

1840
01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:44,280
anything more than this?

1841
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:48,400
I don't need anything more than this.

1842
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:50,480
I--I have the universe out there,

1843
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:52,400
- and I have you.
- Oh.

1844
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:59,200
I have everything I've ever wanted.

1845
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:16,640
<i>♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪</i>

1846
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:20,720
<i>♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪</i>

1847
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:24,760
<i>♪ It's you, you're all I see ♪</i>

1848
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:27,200
<i>♪ Ooh, you make me ♪</i>

1849
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:29,080
{\an8}<i>♪ Live now, honey ♪</i>

1850
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:33,560
{\an8}<i>♪ Ooh, you make me live ♪</i>

1851
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,680
<i>♪ Oh, you're the best friend ♪</i>

1852
01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:39,120
<i>♪ That I ever had ♪</i>

1853
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:42,480
<i>♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪</i>

1854
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:44,480
<i>♪ You're my sunshine ♪</i>

1855
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:46,960
<i>♪ And I want you to know ♪</i>

1856
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:49,160
<i>♪ That my feelings are true ♪</i>

1857
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,040
<i>♪ I really love you ♪</i>

1858
01:36:52,120 --> 01:36:58,680
<i>- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Oh, you're my best friend ♪</i>